Friday, December 16, 2016

Remembering Grandma



Grandma in 2009
          I lost my grandmother this week.  For a guy who's been bald up top for longer than he'd like to remember, it was a blessing to have a grandmother for so long.  I just got back from the funeral.  I hope there is no prohibition against telling humorous stories about grandmothers, but I’m pretty sure she’d approve.  When I was young and we’d visit, she’d force her youngest son, my Uncle Larry, to share his comic books.  I would lie on the couch in the living room and read Archie, and Dennis the Menace, and Mad Magazine.  I’d laugh till I cried.  Fifty years later, my grandmother could still recall my laugh.
Fry and Prickett Funeral Home
          We gathered yesterday at Fry & Prickett Funeral home in Carthage, North Carolina to say our goodbyes before going to the graveyard next to Culdee Presbyterian Church.  I remember my first visit to that big old house with a wraparound porch that would look, if it hadn’t been recently painted, haunted. I was seven years old.  My great-grandma McKenzie, my grandmother's mother, had died.  It was in the summer and the men of the family were mostly out on the porch smoking, as many were in the habit of doing back then.  No one was smoking yesterday.  Few do anymore, most of those who did are no longer with us.   My grandmother could have been a poster child for an anti-smoking campaign as she was the only grandparent that I had who didn’t smoked, and she outlived the three others by forty or more years. 
Entry way (viewing rooms on either side)
          But back to that first visit to the funeral home, when I was seven.  My mother ushered us kids inside and into a dark room accented with heart-pine paneling.  We went up to the casket.  Everyone said my great-grandma looked natural, as if she was sleeping.  She looked dead.  Mom pointed out her hands, freckled with liver spots, and asked, rhetorically, how many apples she'd peeled? And how many pies she’d baked?  Yesterday, I looked at my grandma's hands, the liver spots having been cosmetically covered, and thought about her peeling peaches.  She made the best peach ice cream.
          From the time I was eleven until I started working at sixteen, I spent a couple weeks every summer with my grandparents.  One evening, the summer between my seventh and eighth grade, I went with my grandparents to J. B. Cole's orchard in West End to pick peaches.  We were after big juicy peaches known as “Redskins.”  They’ve probably have changed the name to be politically correct.  But these were the best peaches.  They grew to the size of a soft ball.  When you bite into a ripe one, juice would run down your chin.  They made delicious peach ice cream and look beautiful, canned in jars, where they waited to be baked into a pie during the winter. 
          J. B. Coles was a “pick-and-pay” orchard.  My grandmother wanted to get a couple bushels to can in Mason jars for winter.  A few overly ripe peaches would be saved to enhance a bowl of cereal in the morning or to toss into the ice cream freezer for a Sunday afternoon treat. We were hard at work, finding ripe peaches and softly placing them in baskets, so as not to bruise them.
          My grandparents were working one side of a tree and I was on the other when my grandmother asked: "Jeff, did you cut one?"
          "Did I cut one?" I couldn't believe my ears.  My stomach was a little upset and I had released some gas.  But I couldn't believe my grandmother was asking about it?  Asking, “if I’d cut one,” made her sound like one of my crude classmates.  How could she even tell?  She was on the other side of the tree.  I’d worked hard to release it slowly, without making a sound.
          "What?  I asked, hoping I was mistaken about her question.
          "Did you cut one?"  This time her tone was harsh and accusatory. 
          I began to sweat and wondered if I was about to be disowned by my own grandma for farting.  Finally, I confessed, "Yes, a small one."
          "You put that knife away,” she yelled.  “These aren't our peaches until we pay for them." 
          I had just confessed to a sin I had not committed.  
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          My grandma was a saint.  It's too bad she was a Presbyterian and not a Catholic. All Presbyterians are considered saints once dead, so it’s nothing special.  But the Catholics have a special category for those who over-achieve in goodness and have performed a miracle in life.  My grandma was always good and she had her miracle.  She’d sobered up her brother Dunk, who was a drunk, and mostly kept him that way the last twenty years of his life.
          But my grandma wasn't Catholic.  In a way that would have made John Knox proud, she always cast a skeptical eye toward the papists.  I learned this the summer before confessing the uncommitted sin against a peach. 
          My grandparents were visiting.  We had spent the afternoon on Wrightsville Beach. I was in love that summer with Cathy Nucci, my first real girlfriend.  She and I would later consummate our relationship with a kiss out by the baseball field at Roland Grice Jr. High. On this day, at the beach, we were out in front of the Lumina, the same spot where we always went.  This was also the same area the Nucci family would set up camp when they were at the beach.  This made it convenient for seeing Cathy in the summer as I was four years away from a driver’s license.
          I loved that dark hair, dark eyed girl with olive skin.  We held hands while lying in the sand and played in the surf.   We were an idyllic couple, Think of Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in that classic beach scene in the movie, From Here to Eternity.  The only difference was that Lancaster had to fight off the Japanese.  But then, I had to fight off Cathy’s older brothers as they attempted to drown me.   
           My grandmother was born a McKenzie.  You can't get much more Scottish and Presbyterian than that.  The Nucci's were Italian and Catholic.  Maybe that was why her brothers were always trying to drown me. 
          Later that afternoon, as I was drying myself after having showered the salt from my body, I overheard a rather heated conversation between my mom and my grandma.  They were in the hall and either didn’t know or didn’t care that I was right next door in the bathroom.  My grandmother chided her daughter-in-law, my mom, for letting me hang out with a Catholic girl.  "What if they marry? she asked.  I assumed we were destined to wed.  We were almost teenagers and were in love.  So it felt as if my own mother stabbed me in the back when she responded, "Helen, they’re going into the seventh grade.  I don't think we have to worry about a wedding anytime soon."  It turned out my mother was more concerned about me drowning at the hands of the Nucci boys than me living a blissful life with Cathy.
Couldn’t my own mom see that we were in love? 
          Of course, Cathy and I didn’t make as a couple out of the seventh grade.  As for my grandmother, my granddaddy died in my sophomore year of college.  A few years later my grandmother married Earl.  He was Catholic...  Of course, he later converted and a Presbyterian minister officiated at his funeral. 

          Goodbye Grandma.  Thank you for encouraging me to laugh.  

24 comments:

  1. Im so sorry by your loss dear Sage, This is such a lovely and touched post.
    I love so much my grand moms and always remember them. Because I think they live with us.
    Send you hugs and love.
    xoxoxoxo

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  2. BTW you were lucky have your grand mom many years. I lost mine many years ago and still missed them .

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  3. So sorry for your loss; I still think about my grandmother every day. Your grandma sounds wonderful, and laughter is a wonderful thing to encourage.

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  4. You and your family have my very real sympathy.

    What's actually quite amazing about the hostility to Catholic's, and visa-versa, was that Presbyterians and Catholics were very friendly before about 1832. They were both seen as politically dangerous since about 1704. But it seems expectations were risen and not met and that transferred across the Atlantic.
    In the 1830, one of the SCOTUS justices was a Catholic which thinking afterwards seems amazing.

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  5. A beautiful tribute to your grandmother. I'm sorry for your loss, but happy that you had so many years of knowing her.

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  6. I am so sorry for your loss. Loved your story about the peaches and the teenage relationship. Had something similar, but it was my mom upset I was "courting" a girl who was a Seventh Day Adventist. It was my grandmother who told her to relax.

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  7. Grandparents are so special, and our bond with them so unique. My sincerest condolences for your loss, my friend.

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  8. I loved your post even if it's tinged with sadness. I, too, had a special grandma. Yours sounded like a lot of fun and wisdom. Thanks! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  9. I'm so sorry for your loss. This was a lovely tribute. She was a special lady.

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  10. In Judaism we say "May her memory be forever a blessing." You're making of your Grandma's memory a blessing by sharing these stories. I laughed, and appreciate you and your Grandmother, for the story about you cutting one.
    My condolences and warmhearted thoughts to you and yours.

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  11. What a wonderful tribute to your grandmother. My condolences on your loss.

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  12. Sorry to hear of your loss, you were blessed to have her so long. Loved the stories.

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  13. I'm so sorry for your loss. This was a great tribute to her.

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  14. Cool grandma's only come along once. You were fortunate to have her in your panoply of experience and memory Jeff. Great writing, nicely complimentary.

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  15. Great memories, Sage. You were definitely blessed to have her for so long. My last living grandparent passed away in 1992. I still remember her phone number to this day. I hope that means I called her a lot. I'm sure it says something about how much she affected my life.

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  16. I think this is a lovely way to honor and remember your grandmother. You have my sincere sympathy in your loss.

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  17. Oh Sage - this is a wonderful tribute! What a lovely lady.

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  18. I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. I'm glad you are left with such sweet,funny, and touching memories of your Grandma. I hope those memories of her will comfort you during this sad time. Prayers for you and your family.

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  19. Sorry for your loss, but thanks for sharing your stories of your Grandma!

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  20. Sounds like a wonderful lady. I'm glad you got a chance to know her for so long. Very sorry for your loss.

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  21. God bless you all at this time, and I know in my heart your grandmother will live on inside your heart every single day! I still have so many memories of a very dear and special grandma that has been gone for a good many years now. I'm wishing you a very merry and dear Christmas time and a grand welcoming of our new year soon to be!

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  22. So very sorry for your loss, but this post was such a wonderful tribute. I enjoyed reading it.

    Sending my thoughts and good wishes your way.

    All the best Jan

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  23. This post is such a beautiful tribute, thank you so much for sharing. I am so sorry for your loss.

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  24. I'm sorry that you lost your grandmother, Sage; but I think you have honored her memory in the best way by sharing your sweet and funny remembrances. It's those special memories that help us endure the loss. Sending you a big hug!

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