Sunday, December 18, 2005

Cloning has come to blogland! Panthergirl, using some kind of Sim’s game which is beyond my level of technological expertise, has created a soap opera titled "Adventures in Cyberia." And Sage has just been introduced into the story line. I just wish I his 30 inch waist (you get extra points for that Panther), but wish I didn’t look so much like white trash (you lost your points there Panther). With that tank-top T-shirt, I look like one of my hands should be permanently attached to a can of cheap beer, maybe a Coors or Milwaukee’s Best, of course I wouldn't keep my 30 inch waist drinking that much beer. Panther does rack up the points by shacking me up with Lucy—a redhead with wonderful legs (Isn't she beautiful! I’m sure this will be a steamy relationship, and with her arms crossed like that, I wonder if she ain’t already mad at me). In real life, Lucy communicates with spirits. I thought maybe we had that in common, but then I read further and found out that she talks to dead spirits. Occasionally I’ll have a word or two with guys like George Dickel, Evan Williams, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. She'll probably think I'm too much of a smart-ass and conjure up some of my high school teachers and get the scoop on me. We’ll just have to wait and see how this relationship hits it off.

Now, you should know that before being introduced into the story, I had no idea as to who my cyber-partner would be, or even if I would have one. Sage’s adventures in Cyberia are out of my control. (If he’d turned out gay, I would have gone into hiding.) Of course, this is all in good fun. I now have two lives—a real one and a cyber one—and have no control over either one of them. So it goes.

If I knew what was going to happen in next episode, I’d drop a hint or two to entice you to come back. But since I don’t (nor do I know when the next episode will be), you’ll have to wait like me. At the end of the first session, Lucy and I and our good friends are all prunes (we spent most of the evening sitting in a hot tub, for heaven’s sake). Maybe in the next installment, Lucy will get a chance to have a baby, or maybe a speeding meteorite will hit me… Who knows. Stay tuned.


  1. The more friends you make in Cyberia, the more likely that your adventures will involve some real craziness!! I'm going to make sure you meet LOTS of other bloggers there... ;)

  2. Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. Here via Michele's.

  3. Ahh, the whole "no control" element of life. :) Enjoy your life as a soap star.

    michele sent me.

  4. haha, welcome to cyber soaps! LOL

    here via michele tonight

  5. That sounds very interesting.

    Here via Michele.

  6. Whatta hoot! Ain't that internet just amazing?? So glad Al invented it for us.